Corona Extra
Ok, so this stuff is the Pee-Colored KoolAid, Fat-Chick of beers. You don’t want to tell your friends that you still take advantage of either, but you do anyway and keep it to yourself.
While Corona might be complete crap to a true beer aficionado, I can’t claim to be one, so I’m tossing it in the ring here. This stuff is just too easy to drink to pass up. It’s a good fallback beer when you don’t want to invest in anything heavier, but the thought of a beer still sounds good. It’s appeal rises as the temperature does.
I, unlike many others, don’t care to add lime to mine. That just seems more wrong than simply drinking this stuff does.
Anything this mindless and easy to drink deserves a solid 3. Make no apologies for drinking what you like.
June 27th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
When I was living in Toluca Mexico (home to a gigantic corona brewery) there was rumor of workers pissing in the bottles instead of taking a break. They must piss hops, cause I still don’t have a problem drinking this with a slice of lime.
June 27th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
I pissed hops once, but that’s a story for a different time.
July 9th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
I was trying to think of a good myth to submit to Mythbusters to debunk, and the only one I could think of was that rumor about brewers pissing into Corona. Wouldn’t that be a fun one to watch them figure out? I picture the annoying Redhead, wearing a blindfold, taste-testing a cup of Corona, and a cup of Grant’s piss.
I bet Jamie’s piss tastes like a fine aged scotch…