I’m speechless. Not so much in an awe sense, but in a well…I dont know what to say.

I’ve always had a “sucks or awesome” relationship with Deschutes beers, and finally they have found one that is truly ordinary. In celebration of their 20th Anniversary, the Gramps and I popped open the Anniversary Wit to go with the “guys night out” Burgerville run. And it was … fine. Not awesome. Not Terrible. Just fine. I know, weird coming from me to not have an opinion, so I will instead do my best to describe it with one of the worlds most ubiquitous space wasters, the bulleted list.

4 ways to describe this beer:

• Ok I guess.
• Not as good as Mothership Wit (Damn you New Belgium)
• I hope its price goes down
• Have any Black Butte Porter? No.   Have any Buzzsaw Brown? No.   Blue Moon? I figured not.  … ok, I’ll guess Ill have the Wit then.