I guess I just have a special affection for beers that you can’t see through. While no Blackened Voodoo, it makes a decent substitute. It has that indescribable yummy dark flavor, without a single hint of cheek smash or “lets call it chocolate” twang (yeah you heard me Bison Chocolate Stout). Its good, and I basically have nothing but good to say about how yummy this tastes.

Sadly, since its from Brazil (how the hell do you pronounce that name anyway), you won’t be able to get a six pack for less that 10-12 bucks. Plus, I guess they don’t have good glass in Brazil, since this bottle had the weight and consistency of that sugar glass they use in the movies. If they weren’t so damn pricey, I may have had a few more and drunkily tested to see if it broke over my head. Thank you Market of Choice, for making this too expensive to hurt myself.