April Fools!! — Coors Light, sweet elixir of the gods.
UPDATE: This was hard to write it really was. But thanks to everyone for the witty retorts. Aprils Fools is so juvenile, but then…so are we.
I was thirsty this morning, and couldn’t find any juice. It was awful. But what I did find was a shining light of happiness on an otherwise dreary morning. A nice big mouth bottle of the tasty Silver Bullet. Saddling up to my corn flakes, I twisted open the big bottle top and downed a refreshing gulp of the sweet nectar of life. It was so good, that by the end of my bowl I had downed at least seven of the golden elixir.
But time was ticking. I had to change my wife beater and get down to the bar to meet the guys for a drink. Who am I kidding, there will be time for one more on the drive down there.
Hops-scotch 10:00 am on April 1, 2009 Permalink
Are you making fun of my trip to the Coors brewery?
Frosty 8:54 am on April 2, 2009 Permalink
I already did that. No, it was a Aprils Fools post. And a difficult one to write at that.