April Fools!! — Coors Light, sweet elixir of the gods.

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UPDATE: This was hard to write it really was. But thanks to everyone for the witty retorts. Aprils Fools is so juvenile, but then…so are we.

I was thirsty this morning, and couldn’t find any juice. It was awful. But what I did find was a shining light of happiness on an otherwise dreary morning. A nice big mouth bottle of the tasty Silver Bullet. Saddling up to my corn flakes, I twisted open the big bottle top and downed a refreshing gulp of the sweet nectar of life. It was so good, that by the end of my bowl I had downed at least seven of the golden elixir.

But time was ticking. I had to change my wife beater and get down to the bar to meet the guys for a drink. Who am I kidding, there will be time for one more on the drive down there.