Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
Posted by Frosty on August 12th, 2007
I apologize for this not being a review (its been a sick household…not time for beer), but in keeping with DB’s haiku of last week, I wanted to share a joke, both funny and true.
A coors drinker, a bud drinker and a Guinness drinker all meet a bar for happy hour. After sitting down, the coors drinker orders a coors, the bud drinker orders a bud and and the Guinness guy orders a glass of milk. Noticing the third guys order, the first two say “hey, whats with the milk?”. And the Guinness guy replies “If you two aren’t going to order beer, then neither am I”.
August 23rd, 2007 at 6:55 am
An Irishman, an Englishman, and an American all head up to the bar and each order a pint of Guiness. Before he can drink, a fly lands in the American’s pint. He sighs, says “I can’t drink it now”, and pushes the pint away. Another fly lands in the Englishman’s pint. He scoops out the fly, pours off some of the top, and begins to drink. Then yet another fly lands in the Irishman’s pint. He grabs the fly, shaking it, and shouts, “Spit it out, you bastard!”
Thank you! Thank you! Enjoy the buffet!