Miller and Coors now BFFs TLA 4-evar

Not really sure what to make of this other than a bunch of executives get to make more money while dumbing down the worlds taste buds with their overpriced stadium swill. For frosty readers it definitely something on the radar:
Miller and Molson Coors to Merge in U.S.
Bonus points if you can tell me what each person in the picture is thinking. Also points in trying to come up with any anagrams for the names. Heres one to get you started
Cool misnomer rolls
October 12th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
“They’re not gonna make us drink this swill are they?”
2nd guy on left: “I pissed in this bottle…bet you cant tell the difference … lol ”
yes he said “lol”.