Welcome to Frosty Goodness, a site on the subject of beer. More specifically, it is a site dedicated to reviewing beer that we, the crew of Frosty Goodness, have tried. Some beer we love, some we hate, either way it all goes down here. Real reviews for real people.

Ratings on this site are on a 1 to 6-pack scale.

In order to receive a 1, this stuff has to be bad. I mean really bad. Like “maybe I should lick my armpits instead of drink this” bad. Some 1 entries may actually taste like armpit.

A 2 isn’t so hot either, but unlike the previous rating, if the person offering it to you was a smoking hottie, you could be convinced to drink it again. Many 1 entries can actually be saved, and given a 2 rating if they can be converted into some kind of marinade. That tells you how bad a rating 1 really is.

Generally a 3 represents a beer that on the right occasion, could be drinkable. Often these beers suffer from the affliction of too much flavor. A 3 is a good beer to drink if you are already buzzed and your taste buds are on a bit of a vacation.

Ah 4. A beer in this category is a worthy purchase for what I call Easy Drinkin’. BBQs, lazy days at the beach and getting drunk at your kids ball game so you can pick a fight. A 4 is a cooler filler when you like your guests, but not enough to buy them a 5 or 6.

A five beer is one of those beers that one covets as “my favorite”. When a 5 is in the fridge and your buddy or mom goes to grab it, it should piss you off. Go ahead and knock them out of the way. This 5 is mine.

The magical glory of beer. Brew as manna from heaven. For something to be a 6, it must epitomize all that beer means to you. The only thing keeping you from hooking up a 6 to an IV…is that you’d die. A small price to pay for such beer perfection.