Old Viscosity – Pizza Port’s Liquid Colon Plumber
From Pizza Ports website on ole viscosity:
“Not your Dad’s Wimpy 30 Weight is how our original label used to describe this massive chewy and thick beer. Code named by our brewers-”The Big Black Nasty,” this is monstrous dark ale is brewed to no particular style. Thick and sludgy like oil from the crankcase of a wheat threshing combine, Old Viscosity blurs the boundaries of Porter, Stout, Old Ale and Barleywines.
Ok so its been a while since I drank this. But before I go to far into this, you should know that I have had a colonoscopy, and they make you drank this terrible stuff to purge your colon so your doc doesn’t have to stare at the cheeseburger you ate a few days prior. Well that experience was awful, the damage this did to me was almost instant. They compare this brew to motor oil. I think IT IS motor oil. Imagine the darkest porter you’ve ever had. This is darker. And thicker. This is the kind of beer that I want to serve to those jackasses that think Guinness is a really thick strong beer. I meow in your direction.
Its hard giving this a mug, because from my personal experience its really a 1, but in looking around the internet people that love this kind of beer freaking LOVE this beer. Yeah, they probably look like the kind of people who drank this. Pizza Port’s Wipeout IPA is right now my favorite beer, and if it wasn’t for the fact I had a wipeout (look for a review coming soon) before this old viscosity, I would have never tried another brew from them.
Oh, and thanks honey for buying extra flushable wipes, my buttcheeks thank you.
Frosty 1:29 pm on January 9, 2008 Permalink
ew, ew, and ew. And hey man, give it a 1 if YOU think its a 1. Who cares what others think. I would never have given skylark’s 2PA a 6, but thats why he wrote the review not me. Oh..and ew.
Downtown Brown 1:43 pm on January 9, 2008 Permalink
well i was not trying to keep people from drinking it, cause there are fools out there passionate for this stuff. So I wanted to reflect that, plus to be honest it got extra points for my wife banning it from the house because of the extra terrible smell coming from the bathroom..