This review is going to be short. Real short, because sadly, Lagunitas Censored Ale is one of those forgettable beers. It’s not awesome and not terrible. Ale-y with a slight hoppy kick, but not too obnoxious. I suppose I could try and say something funny about the fact they had to censor its original name, but much like the real Kronic, I’ve had too much and can’t feel my face….man these keys are so big…wow look at my hands!

There has only been one other beer that has ever received “Never Again” status. That would be Blue Moon from Coors, and its really a Radiohead concert review post.

Now the normal Arrogant Bastard is around 8% of pure skull-crushing madness. Once you get past the intial tastebuds-into-oblivion stage, you can really enjoy the bitterness that is Stone Brewery. As long as you don’t eat the onion rings. The double bastard is around 10%, and seriously once you open the cap you can smell that a night of punishment is in order.

A friend of mine purchased the 3 litre (came with a freaking lock!) bottle of double bastard. He also purchased the patented “shoulda got 2 more” for after the 3 litre was gone. If you have read this far and care to do the math thats roughly 144 ounces of pain. Only youth could possibly come up with a stupider plan. By 11pm that night it was full on technicolor yawns with a permanent stain in my front lawn that refuses to grow. Not for the faint of heart or those who have to go to work for the next couple of weeks. Great for LAN parties, or for that special “no respect for my liver” moment. Check out Stone Brewery